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One look at the url and you'll know it's the best blog ever.

WHAT WILL KADABRA DO???????

ZOMG.
Everyone should also play THIS, a TD game filled with pretty shiny lights and topped with a generous amount of awesome.

rebekah says:
i top up my ezlink 50 bucks
my ezlink is mother hardcore now
its fucking buff
buff like whoa
tremble before its might

"E-commerce seeks to enhance relationships with clients and partners and to improve efficiency using the Empty Vessel strategy."

ORLY, THE EMPTY VESSEL STRATEGY INDEED.

Nail biting my way through NOT-studying and hoping I don't accidentally eat the ton of nail polish I slathered on to stop said biting. Also resisting eating the christmas presents I got for certain people- yes they are edible- my life updates are so boring, fffuuuuuuuuuuu

...I CAN TOTALLY PREDICT THE FUTURE

When Macdonalds' had shaker fries, EVERYDAY WAS A GOOD DAY.

School being a cunt? EAT SHAKER FRIES.
Step in dog shit? EAT SHAKER FRIES.
Get hit by a car? EAT SHAKER FRIES.

EAT EAT EAT SHAKER FRIES.

I remember life with shaker fries...................and it totally beats life without shaker fries.

...Sigh

...an update?!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone


See, I feel the need to remind everyone that I am indeed alive and kicking. Metaphorically, of course, as I generally do not kick but instead indulge in the simpler pleasures of life:

a) eating
b) sleeping
c) playing
d) all the of the above simultaneously, which requires much effort.

Yes, my facebook is stagnant, no, I do not have twitter, and no, I don't know why anybody would want me to e-socialize, e-kissass or e-suckup to anyone at all.

Checking current status:::
[[ leaving that to everyone else on the planet ]]

AHHHHH you said it

Might actually start blogging again, though. With, you know, maturity and wit.

LOLX100000000000000000000000

FUCK YESSSSSSS KNIGHTS IN THE NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OUT AFTER AGONIZING OVER IT FOR MONTHS LIFE IS FUCKING WONDERFUL AGAIN WHOOHOOOO

(Sims3 isn't half bad either, GET IT.)

and marvelling at my own stupdendous stupidity for NOT HAVING WATCHED IT EARLIER BECAUSE SCRUBS IS A WHOLE BUCKETFUL OF KICKASS AWESOME AND THEN SOME.

I marvel at the douchebaggey-yet-oh-so-wisdomous phenomenon that is Cox; oh I do, I do.

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